Ted Colunga: Magnificent Bastard

I love Ted Colunga. He went by the name Giovanni in a Brendon Marley BJ video. Brendon couldn’t take it all. I immediately fell in lust with the guy.

The name sucks. Totally unconvincing for a Hungarian to be named that. I don’t know who came up with that name, but they suck.

Apparently, he’s former military—he’s 5’11” with 10” of thick Hungarian meat between his legs. I want to fuck the living hell out of this guy.

I still haven’t finished typing up Vegas. Plus, two more really nice hookups. (And three shit ones.) Until then, enjoy some Ted: